chrisofthesea:

45. I’m ugly. That’s why I don’t show my eyes.
the first three words you see are what you want most in life right now

meladoodle:

*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin

(Source: meladoodle)

blastortoise:

savinggbrittany:

blastortoise:

reverseracist:

blastortoise:

reverseracist:

blastortoise:

I hate white people talking on my posts like shut up i did not ask for your dollar tree opinion.

"Betty Crocker ass viewpoint"

sweater vest ass…


A fairy ring, also known as fairy circle, elf circle, elf ring or pixie ring, is a naturally occurring ring or arc of mushrooms, in his case Marasmius oreades. The body of this fungus, its mycelium, is underground. It grows outward in a circle. As it grows, the mycelium uses up all of the nutrients in the soil, starving the grass. This is the reason a fairy ring has dead grass over the growing edge of the mycelium. Umbrella-shaped fruiting bodies, called mushrooms, spring up from just behind the outer edge of the mycelium.
livingabovetherest:

yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

me always

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

zisnap:

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(Source: beauziful)

kingsleyyy:

i want a bf :/

and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill

clestroying:

turning 12 like

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