I had a talk with my grandma yesterday about how fabulous our hair was (both natural) and how we need to embrace our bodies and I couldn’t be any happier than I am right now.
take me to a museum. kiss me on the steps. shove the Mona Lisa up my ass
History repeats itself…
my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of
- (weird noises)
- what the hell
- i’m going to kill you
- fuck you
im so glad my boyfriends penis is 2 bread lengths long (:
Who the fuck measures dick size in bread
science side of tumblr? explain?
levitate egg sackiatoo
yeah okay thanks hp fandom
the burning candle uses up all the oxygen in the bottle, which creates and a vacuum, and the resulting suction makes the egg go nyooom.
Thank you science side
its a metaphor, you see. you place your cursor right upon the killing thing, but you dont actually click on it.
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
this is the single most pretentious thing ive ever seen in my life im gonna vomit