sharonosbourne:

sharonosbourne:

So I was taking pictures of my hamster because I was bored and he slipped and was holding on to my hand for dear life and I got this picture

I MISS HIM/HER SO MUCH IDK IT’S GENDER IT DIED BEFORE I COULD FIGURE IT OUT RIP

someone please photoshop this and make their hamster look like he/she is doing a slam dunk

silentskyline:

the reviews on this recipe for ice cubes are just

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sixtafoua:

I reached my goal today!!!! thanks so much for the support these past 3 years on tumblr, it really means a lot to me

princessbitchla:

imsodtf:

sevenlittledevils:

whatever you’re expecting I promise it’s not what you’re expecting

Everything went better then expected 

Im sorry… i had to

moxel:

shurichan:

lolzpicx:

is that comic sans

attackofthepartycannon:

woah stop right there

tumblrisweird:

Being unable to care for your child

Being overpowered by your child

Being manipulated into an abusive relationship

Being attacked by your spouse

Depression and attempted suicide

Threat of miscarriage

Losing a loved one (or yourself) to Alzheimer’s

Not to mention a goddamned nuclear apocalypse

peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

claydols:

*moves vibrating playstation controller near my crotch area*