February 2012
Conversation I heard in the club.
Shy Guy: Hey there..
Random Guy: Hey what's up?
Shy Guy: Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.
Random Guy: Thanks dude!
Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?
Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.
Random Guy: That's alright it's cool.
Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?
Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.
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When I was a kid, I didn't have a laptop, iPod,... →
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Well then.
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callmemac: bre-bear: ilovliltunechi: wishingfortheperfectlife: c-vanityshoppe: thedreamcatcherr: DEAD. Lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo this is the funniest stuff i’ve ever seen so many tears!! reblogging for like the millionth time! So fucking hilarious.. This man is my hero. Just wonderful.
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People on the internet: Omg! You're so pretty and nice! Someone would be lucky to have you!
People in real life: Here comes the awkward whale.
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me: -trying to sleep-
brain: lol no. remember that embarrassing moment that happened to you today.
brain: oh, you also forgot to do your homework.
brain: no one will ever love you.
brain: you have to pee.
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When people say "I bought these for $300"
and I’m like…What “can you hear aliens with that?” Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
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I'm so lost
I’m in the middle of some Russian/weird European dirt road country-side. I’ll never find an airport D: Oh geez. And then there was this fork in the road and… I dunno. I shoulda went the other way :C I’ve been walking for miles and I’ve run out of potato chips because my mom was like “Stop eating all of those, go put them away.” I’m almost out of-...
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Omg.. True..
Britain: Excuse Me
Mexico: Perdon
Italy: Permesso
France: Pardon
Canada: Sorry
America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
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adventuretime-gifs:
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I feel bad for people that don't have Tumblrs....
They’re probably like this everyday:  
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feferihipstersparkles: you’ll never take me alive
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‎2010: You're only cool if you have silly bandz.
2011: Planking is boss.
2012: HEY! Let's all choke on cinnamonn.
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