February 2012
Conversation I heard in the club.
Shy Guy: Hey there..
Random Guy: Hey what's up?
Shy Guy: Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.
Random Guy: Thanks dude!
Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?
Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.
Random Guy: That's alright it's cool.
Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?
Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.
When I was a kid, I didn't have a laptop, iPod,... →
Well then.
callmemac:
bre-bear:
ilovliltunechi:
wishingfortheperfectlife:
c-vanityshoppe:
thedreamcatcherr:
DEAD.
Lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
this is the funniest stuff i’ve ever seen
so many tears!!
reblogging for like the millionth time! So fucking hilarious.. This man is my hero.
Just wonderful.
People on the internet: Omg! You're so pretty and nice! Someone would be lucky to have you!
People in real life: Here comes the awkward whale.
me: -trying to sleep-
brain: lol no. remember that embarrassing moment that happened to you today.
brain: oh, you also forgot to do your homework.
brain: no one will ever love you.
brain: you have to pee.
When people say "I bought these for $300"
and I’m like…What “can you hear aliens with that?”
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I'm so lost
I’m in the middle of some Russian/weird European dirt road country-side. I’ll never find an airport D: Oh geez.
And then there was this fork in the road and… I dunno. I shoulda went the other way :C I’ve been walking for miles and I’ve run out of potato chips because my mom was like “Stop eating all of those, go put them away.” I’m almost out of-...
Omg.. True..
Britain: Excuse Me
Mexico: Perdon
Italy: Permesso
France: Pardon
Canada: Sorry
America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
adventuretime-gifs:
I feel bad for people that don't have Tumblrs....
They’re probably like this everyday:
feferihipstersparkles:
you’ll never take me alive
2010: You're only cool if you have silly bandz.
2011: Planking is boss.
2012: HEY! Let's all choke on cinnamonn.